Harrison did himself up in a fauxhawk for the Superbowl and learned firsthand that poseur haircuts only harm, never help.

Harrison, whose very birth brought the '07 Red Sox their second World Series win this decade, was sanguine about his hair's role in the Patriots' heartbreaking defeat.

"Eep," he said. "Ag."

But then he said, "Cursed Plaxico."

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