Urchin status denied
Harrison suffered a setback in his campaign to receive benefits under California's Urchin Laws.
"But I've got the hat that's bigger than my head," he said, pointing to urchin apparel precedent-setters including everyone from Fievel Mousekewitz, Charlie Bucket, Oliver Twist, and Gavroche from "Les Miserables."
But the Bureau of Urchin Affairs shot him down, stating that a golf cap does not qualify. In addition, the BUA said that Harrison needs to be able to beg for food by standing on his own or by using a regulation single wooden crutch, not an IKEA couch.
Harrison suffered a setback in his campaign to receive benefits under California's Urchin Laws."But I've got the hat that's bigger than my head," he said, pointing to urchin apparel precedent-setters including everyone from Fievel Mousekewitz, Charlie Bucket, Oliver Twist, and Gavroche from "Les Miserables."
But the Bureau of Urchin Affairs shot him down, stating that a golf cap does not qualify. In addition, the BUA said that Harrison needs to be able to beg for food by standing on his own or by using a regulation single wooden crutch, not an IKEA couch. posted by The Creator at 3:08 PM
1 Comments:
How dare said officials deny entry to such an applicable candidate! They must be sauced on various grogg-like concoctions. Clearly Harrison is ready to steer the ship and demand maiden vixens at his disposal. *Pbhllephooey!
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