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--Tuesday, October 14, 2008--

Brief cold snap brings fashion opportunity

Southern California's hundred-day stretch of temperatures higher than 1,000 degrees came to an end this weekend, at which point Harrison was dressed in a little red suit. He grew out of it the next day, tearing through it like David Banner.

He looks pensive, as if knowing pictures like this will come back to haunt him.

He's right.

So you know, this is not the same red suit as the last red suit.

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--Tuesday, June 17, 2008--

Celtics win 2008 NBA championship

No wonder he's tired.

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--Wednesday, April 30, 2008--

The kid's got moxie

In this t-shirt, Harrison looks like someone who might have went a few rounds with John L. Sullivan or sold nerve tonics and elixirs.

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--Wednesday, April 16, 2008--

Ensuring ROI through overpopulation

"I like that outfit on Harrison," I said to my wife.

"It will be the last time you see it," she said. "He's growing out of it."

"Not if we have six more kids," I thought.

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--Tuesday, February 12, 2008--

Wrong 'em Boyo!


or: Can he stand by himself? (No, not at all)

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--Sunday, February 3, 2008--

No hairstyle goes unpunished

Harrison did himself up in a fauxhawk for the Superbowl and learned firsthand that poseur haircuts only harm, never help.

Harrison, whose very birth brought the '07 Red Sox their second World Series win this decade, was sanguine about his hair's role in the Patriots' heartbreaking defeat.

"Eep," he said. "Ag."

But then he said, "Cursed Plaxico."

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